Roy (Owen Wilson): You are
not in the East... Okay, you're not in China.
This is the West. The Sun
doesn't rise here. It sets here.
Roy
(Owen Wilson): Then with the wet shirt, you... you bend the
bars. That's the payoff? Don't waste my time on stuff like that, okay?
A 2000-year-old civilization,
that's all you can come up with? Shame on you. Shame on you.