Funny
Quotes
People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of
foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools. -
Alice Walker
Galavant - TV Series
Reading's for morons who can't understand pictures. - Gareth
Gareth: There should be a standardised system, based on the
rotation of the Earth,
in relation to its position to the Sun and
the Moon.
King Richard: You sound like a witch.
Life
or Something Like It
"Have you heard of the expression, a picture is worth a thousand
words?"
"That's just for people like you, who don't know a thousand words."
George W. Bush (Former
President of the USA)
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our
people and neither do we.
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