I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English Language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

English is a funny language; that explains why
we park our car on the driveway and
drive our car on the parkway. - Author Unknown

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson 

Our language is funny - a fat chance and slim chance are the same thing. - J Gustav White

The most terrifying words in the English Language are: I'm from the Government and I'm here to help. - Ronald Reagan

   
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